Redneck Computer Terms

Written by Administrator | 20 August 2011

Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
Bar Code - Them s the fight n rules down at the local tavern

Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick

Byte - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro

Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps

Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

Terminal - Time to call the undertaker

Crash - When you go to Junior s party uninvited

Digital - The art of counting on your fingers

Diskette - Female Disco dancer

Fax - What you lie about to the IRS

Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair

Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

Mac - Big Bubba s favorite fast food

Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers

Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live

Network - Scoop n up a big fish before it breaks the line

Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM - Where the pope lives

Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast

Superconductor - Amtrak s Employee of the year

SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear